Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Wednesday, 13 January 2021

Batman scissorhands vs Beetle Joker EPIC RAP BATTLE Audio

 


THIS IS MY VERY FIRST EVER TAKE ON AN EPIC BATTLE RAP OF TWO AMALGAMATED CHARACTERS .. BeetleJuice Meets Joker and Batman meets Edward Scissorhands HOPEFULLY I'LL DO A LIVE ACTION OR AN ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO TO THIS ... I JUST GOT TO DO SOMETHING ON THE WAY We'll see ?? SO PLEASE COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU GUYS THINK HERE ARE THE LYRICS Batman Scissorhands vs Beetle Joker BJ I am the Beetle Joker, that’s right The Beetle Joker ... Say my name not once, not twice , only thrice ... Oh ,how ya doing? ,nice fucking model you stupid dike... I’m the prince of all crimes, And the ghost with the most ... Who Da hell your suppose to be , A fucking pin Cushion bitch... What's With all your stupid scissorhands, What the heck your gonna do?... cut your girlfriends face open , Like a bleeding ass virgin...bitch you are ! She can come down,on down,to me ...to the neither world in fact ... and I’ll show her a good time and I'll show her what a real name man can do to her ... eh Eddie boy !!! BE You can rap Shit, for someone who eats beetles and trash ... Why don’t you come a little closer, in fact I’ll give you a heart attack ... I’m the Batman scissorhands, Protector of Gotham lawns...Beetle Bitch ! I strike terror into those,who enter to My dark castle... I can cut, I can make , your mothers panty holes shape ...into a dick shape in fact.... Bring it on beetle boy, for a man who can’t exist, unless his name said thrice,I’m my gosh ... he looks like a mice ... Go back to your hell hole, where came from ...where a sand worm , can rape your dirty Phedoe ass ... Beetle bitch Beetle Brat BEETLE BITCH !!! BJ HEY, who your calling phedoe, you gothic son of a bitch ... I’ve lived for a 167 life years,of your damn life ... while you lived for once and you could never do it twice ... Not to mention, you couldn’t even bone that bitch in your laundry... Oh boy little, scissor boy, bitch boy ...you can’t touch anyone ... without making anyone bleed ... not even a good bone ....”from that pussy ass Catwoman “ eh ?? BE Oh please, you try to marry a little goth girl once ... she only young and 16... How strange and unusual ... And don’t get me started , with Vicki vale ....at least The bitch like me more, at least I Didn’t kill my girlfriend, Alisha by throwing her off the window , to make a omelette with a few of eggs and so... At least I don’t wear my mother old make up on my face ... look at you, your a clown, your a man that eats Beetles, trying to makes the world laugh , if you gotta go joky boy, go with a smile and a kick up your ass ... fool BJ 1...2...3 to da 4 It's the scissorhands boy, go threw the door oh look, he's still a fucking pussy virgin all he ever gets is a "HOLD ME!' and all he ever say is "I can't" Because you got sharp fingers,for a finger and that's watcha good at ,sharpy pointy boy , sticking it up your mother ass...oh wait,your daddy died remember,oh looks, it's Vincent Price ,with an old ticker stuck up his heart,bitch, your so incomplete, you couldn't even touch anyone, expect your face...SCREAM BOY ... HA HA HA ...look at you ,old pale ,Robert Smith hairdo, that's what you ever will be, that you'll ever will do... go back to your lonely ass, and make sand castle out of ice...BITCH BOY !!! SO WHO WON ??? tell me on comment PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL ...IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE !!!

Friday, 15 November 2019

last episode of the unreliable spider-hemp

This is it WEED SMOKERS !!! The final episode of UNRELIABLE SPIDER HEMP SEASON 2 episode 11 ...this will end the second series for good and it's quite short and quite straight to the point why this series was not so great ...BUT we did it and it's probably will be the last time you'll see SPIDER-HEMP in his own series ...but may appear in other films on cheaptoons ... So sorry for this outcome and let us hope and pray we can accomplish something better,in the years to come !!! THANK YOU PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL ...IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE !!!

Friday, 1 December 2017

BANANAMAN THE MOVIE SPOOF FILM




SINCE I HEARD THERE MIGHT NOT BE A BANANAMAN MOVIE AND SOUTHWARK PLAYHOUSE ARE GOING TO DO A BANANAMAN MUSICAL IN LONDON... AND I WONT BE ABLE TO SEE IT DUE TO A THREE MONTH HOLIDAY HERE'S MY HOMAGE AND RESPONSE TO IT ALL... A ONE HOUR FEATURE ART HOUSE FILM BASED ON THE DANDY POPULAR SUPERHERO HIMSELF !!! IF YOU WAN TO SEE MORE ARTY FARTY STUFF LIKE THIS PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUT CHANNEL

Monday, 8 June 2015

the unreliable spider-hemp ep 5 FINAL EP OF FIRST SEASON

THIS IS IT FOLKS THE GRAND FINALE OF The unreliable spider hemp SERIES

Sooner or later then you think...The Spider-Hemp shall return...
Sorry if we didn't inform you guys early that EP5 of the unreliable spider hemp was going to be our last...BUT HEY we can do what we want to do ...this is our channel.

Lets hope and pray that we at CHEAPTOONS can make more series as well as short films for you guys to views ...without any broken down MAC COMPUTERS !!!

So here it is the unreliable spider hemp EPISODE 05 Chronic Spider Unleashed.

Saturday, 24 January 2015

ladies and jerks the spider-hemps forth episode has arrived DUH !!!

AFTER THREE FLIPPING YEARS OF EDITING AND MAKING THIS EPISODE from the 30/11/14... I have finally FINISHED THE 4TH EPISODE OF THE UNRELIABLE SPIDER-HEMP...

Might I add I HATE WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER ...

WHY must I be cursed to use such shit editing software

FOOK !!

But however ... enjoy this episode, it's fully animated, this was a substitute to the usual live action of Spider-Hemp.
We only used the animation due to not having any good anatomy for live action and the budget was low on produce at the time and we wanted to try something new and special if that make sense.

All made from construction paper, YES like SOUTH PARK but no fault language involve and er yeah INTRODUCING THE WEED HORNET a weed Green Hornet parody and my response to Seth Rogan's failure for making the Green Hornet movie too but that's in past and I've moved on.

Please do forgive for the bad grammar, windows movie maker only have a limit of writing certain phases and words in the software...but rest a sure, there will be a DIRECTORS CUT ON THIS EPISODE so keep those fingers cross!!!



Saturday, 19 July 2014

HEMPMAN PROMO preview

This is a Hempman PROMO for the new web film that we are developing soon with the same name...
based on the Thunderbolts comics UK character.

Enjoy and please leave a comment and subscribe to us thank you !!!


Tuesday, 15 July 2014

Bat-Punk part B MUTED EDITION

Here it is ladies and jerk bags, BAT PUNK part B.
We did not think if we were going to do it,but yeah here we are
 But this is a muted version of Bat Punk part B so please stay tuned to the
Narrated version of Bat Punk soon to come.




Thursday, 10 July 2014

Spider-hemp episode 02 DIRECTORS CUT

I should have posted this before the green face dog vigilante trailer
But that's show biz anyway
Here it is SPIDER HEMP EPISODE 02 directors cut


Saturday, 26 April 2014

THE UNRELIABLE SPIDER-HEMP tv series teaser


Since we have had a lot of difficulties in doing the spider-hemp movie in animation ...we were really going to do it ...it was going to knock off James Cameron's spider-man idea but our MAC computer got fucked up and I think our external hard rive was destroyed too but ...we're still alive and lets hope we don't get this again in the near future.

So here's something entirely different and new ...

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE A SPIDER-HEMP series ...
7 part series of the weed headed superhero out to do he's think and also Cheaptoons will soon be doing more comic animation of spider-hemp too just got to hold on and have faith in us 

so please subscribe to us and tell us to your friends if you can !!! 

Tuesday, 5 November 2013

FAT-ASS kick ass spoof trailer

I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS AGES AGO...BUT I WAS AFRAID PEOPLE WOULD HATE THIS AND IT MAY LOOK S"*T TOO BUT HERE IT IS

FAT-ASS A KICK-ASS SPOOF TRAILER !!!!

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Wednesday, 30 October 2013

PART 3 Boxing Pumpkin Kid is OUT NOW

Finally the third and final instalment for THE BOXING PUMPKIN KID IS OUT
We can now celebrate Halloween for the sake of this film being finished !!!!

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